Out of E-Trade, times are hard and anyone even breathing the name Lindsay needs to watch out, or they’ll get slapped with a $100 million lawsuit. That’s what happened with E-Trade this week, after Lindsay’s pimps caught a glimpse of the business trade web-site’s commercial, where one of the babie’s is called Lindsay and she’s a “milkaholic”. That gave the red light to Lindsay’s people to believe they were talking about their crackaholic, or making reference to Lindsay. This is what Lindsay’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia, had to say to the NYP… SEE MORE INSIDE→
Kim Kardashian hung out in Costa Rica during Oscar weekend, with her Super Bowl man Reggie Bush. The bush and the tush were skipping around the beach, and Kim managed to cover the money shot, as always but Reggie is definitely giving Kim some competition in the big ass booty department. Hope they don’t decide to have a baby, because it would surely be an ass.
It’s Gloria from Modern Family, and as always she’s looking really good, kinda hard to believe this sexy bitch is thirty-seven. Sofia was leaving or entering a Christina Dior, Pre-Oscar party Wednesday night, when they caught her in this tight dress, and sadly for some of you she decided to wear panties that day…
That’s what she’s saying in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, she may look skanky and act like it all the time but Megan says she aint, and that must be why she’s spilling on her sexcapades. The lucky guys who got to bump it with Megan was her “childhood sweetheart and Brian.” As in Brian Austin Green, her longtime boyfriend, David Silver from the original 90210. Megan also said, “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” This sounds about right, when Megan left her hometown for Hollywood, that’s when she dumped her boyfriend, and hooked up with Brian and tattooed his name on her lower hip, somewhere right over her vagina.
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It’s Hailey Glassman, the one that’s always on something, and resembles Vince Vaughn with a raggedy ass wig. Well Hailey thought it would be really funny to twitpic a picture of some guys cocktail wiener, if you can even call it that, and call out Jon Gosselin’s small penis. Bitch is biting at the dick that once fed her. Let’s think of the children, who should never ever have to hear about why their mommy had to get that in vitro going, but now thanks to Hailey they might hear all about it in school today. Picture inside VERY NSFW!!!
This isn’t the first time Audrina takes it off, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be the last time. This whore biscuit should only be allowed to parade around naked or keep staring at the sky and the stars and figure out why the hell they’re way up there, one day she’ll get it and it’s back to posing naked…
The Roberto Cavalli fashion show/party was crashed by a couple crack whores, that fashion designer Cavalli didn’t seem to mind. It was Lindsay and Courtney, and by the looks of things Roberto was on some thing too, cause this hopped up bitch dared to swap spit with Lindsay. He’s gonna be on a permanent high, for the next few months. As for who was the hottest mess, Courtney and that dried up zombie looks she’s going for, just shoved Linds out of the top spot. Anything goes in fashion, even a decomposing corpse with fancy clothes on…
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