It’s Hailey Glassman, the one that’s always on something, and resembles Vince Vaughn with a raggedy ass wig. Well Hailey thought it would be really funny to twitpic a picture of some guys cocktail wiener, if you can even call it that, and call out Jon Gosselin’s small penis. Bitch is biting at the dick that once fed her. Let’s think of the children, who should never ever have to hear about why their mommy had to get that in vitro going, but now thanks to Hailey they might hear all about it in school today. Picture inside VERY NSFW!!!

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It’s the really dumb lookin pot-head who refuses to go away, Hailey Glassman, someone’s gonna need to hose her ass up and down with some Raid, cause this fame whore will do anything to stay in the spotlight. Steppin-Out magazine gave Hailey their cover, and Hailey yapped all about Jon Gosselin, saying he’s “vicious and evil“, but that was not going to stop her from getting it on with “his “tiny” manhood!”

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The nightmare is over, and it’s about damn time, now they can officially go away. Earlier today it was announced their divorce was finalized, and momma Kate came out on top, and Jon got what he deserved, not much. Kate got to keep the house, the kids, she has primary custody, and most of the money, and Jon’s ass got served with child support, which according to TMZ the payments are  in the five-digit figures, and as we all know he’s no longer allowed to work in the media unless TLC approves it. Jon Gosselin is in deep shit, we almost feel sorry for this douche. Kate released a statement saying… SEE MORE INSIDE→

We hadn’t heard anything important about the king of the douches in a good while, not  that there ever was, and if your pissed thinking, ‘I thought we had gotten rid of his roly poly ass’. Well we have, almost, but not before TLC sends him off with a swift kick in the ass, and takes all his pocket change. Turns out TLC won the lawsuit they had filed a couple months ago against Jon for breaking his contract with them, and doing all sorts of crap they didn’t approve of, and making them look bad. But the main reason had to be for taking his kids from them, TLC said in a statement, “We are pleased with the Court’s ruling today. The Court has validated our view that Mr. Gosselin has a valid, binding contract and that he has breached it repeatedly“. SEE MORE INSIDE→

Well that shit is ova, Hailey sent a tweet right on over to Jon Gosselin her ex, the link went to YouTube, and the video was that one old school annoying ass song by that short dude Eamon Fuck It, I Don’t Want You Back. Yeah, we noticed Hailey is with another guy on her twitter profile picture. @aplusk (Ashton Kutcher) revealed how much all you bargain shoppers spent yesterday (black Friday), half of all that money went to Wal-Mart, no doubt about that, the place was about to blow with some many damn people there, fighting over 5 dollar pj’s. Joel Madden joked around about rumors he’s getting a reality show with his babies momma Nicole, he aint getting one y’all.

Oh hellz no, that is one sex tape we do not want to see, keep that shit where no one will ever see it or find it, cause we have a feeling it’s gonna be something like that movie The Ring. After you watch it, seven days later you’ll die, that’s if you don’t self combust while watching it. Stephanie Santoro who used to be Jon’s nanny, or whore biscuit whatever you want to call her, says she was told by Jon’s bodyguard Thomass Meinett that he saw the sex tape. This is what Stephanie is saying, “Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him.” It looks like TLC knows Thomass has alot of info on Jon, so they have subpoenaed his ass to testify in court, along with some other people like Kate Major and Hailey Glassman. They’re hoping the bodyguard will spill what he knows, including that Jon was seen by Thomass snort cocaine a few times. SEE MORE INSIDE→

Since he has no kids and his reputation is already at the point of no return, here’s Jon Gosselin, and guess what he is not giving up on being famous. Team Kate is gonna have to suck it and put up with this giant bag of douche until, he has another epiphany. Next time we hear about Jon, it better have something to do with TLC in court suing the pants off his ass, literally he better be free ballin’ …