Fail for Jon

The nightmare is over, and it’s about damn time, now they can officially go away. Earlier today it was announced their divorce was finalized, and momma Kate came out on top, and Jon got what he deserved, not much. Kate got to keep the house, the kids, she has primary custody, and most of the money, and Jon’s ass got served with child support, which according to TMZ the payments are  in the five-digit figures, and as we all know he’s no longer allowed to work in the media unless TLC approves it. Jon Gosselin is in deep shit, we almost feel sorry for this douche. Kate released a statement saying… SEE MORE INSIDE→

The Jon & Kate nightmare is over, at least on the TLC channel because the network has announced that the show will no longer air after November. Thanks to Jon Gosselin’s hissy fit the show can no longer go on, but that doesn’t mean we’re done talking about Jon & Kate and seeing them all over the tabloids, because their divorce is far from done. And Jon is looking for a job, and he doesn’t plan to head back to some 9-5 job, Jon wants to be on TV, but claims he doesn’t want to do anything with reality television. Which makes no sense, but it does in his peanut brain, Jon thinks he can actually get a job doing something on TV, on the other hand people actually want to hear what Kate has to say because she’s also in talks about getting a show as a TV host.

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Kate Gosselin was a guest host on Jay Leno’’s new show, and they had her do a pretty funny skit where of course she plays herself, and they mock TMZ’’s offices.

Looks like she’s always been popular

That’s Kate in 8th grade back in 1989, and shockingly she’s sporting a mullet, unlike her current look the back-wards mullet. Jon’s little tubby ass left out a small part of the text he was showing off to photogs on his way to do nothing, but pull his media whore move of the day. Because everyone needs to know that Kate can’t stand to see him and wants to split their twin daughters birthday that was agreed to be shared custody. SEE MORE INSIDE→

Kate is pissed and didn’t hold back on the Today show when she spoke with Meredith Viera, she even managed to cry a little for the cameras, but who wouldn’t if their husband just ran off with $230,000.00. Today Kate’s lawyer Marty Singer will present proof to the court that Jon did take all the money and ran off leaving his kids without any money to pay the bills. OK if Jon took all that money we already know he’s a major douche because first of all that’s his kids money, and they shouldn’t have to pay for his Mercedes, and for all his douchey Ed Farty trips, but is that really all the money they have. Because we’re pretty sure Kate exited the Today show in her limo, with her bodyguard, there’s gotta be more money that can be spent easily, other than what Jon took off with, but at least she didn’t tell Meredith she hated Jon’s stubby ass which we know is exactly what she was thinking. So as Kate says in the interview the show might end because of Jon, and it’s not a bad idea, how long were they planning to continue, didn’t they think about saving money to start their own business, instead of spending it all.

Looks like Kate has got some buried treasure

Jon “hair plugs” Gosselin has balls after all…little ones but hes got some

Jon has gone a little too far and this was probably the last straw for Kate, first he insulted her on national television, then he decided he wants the show off the air. But taking more than $200,000 out of their joint bank account and leaving her with $1,000, was just asking for a lawsuit. The bank account was set up by the couple during happier times we assume, they had agreed to only take out money if they both agreed to it, not if Jon needs to go pay off his lawyers and Hayley’s boob job. According to sources close to the couple, that bank account was mostly used by Kate to pay off their homes bills, which we believe, because we can’t picture Jon trying to add up bills, he can hardly spell his own damn name. There we have it, those kids can forget about their utilities for this month. Kate has already hired Marty Singer, one of the best lawyers there is to make sure Jon does not get away with anything, and either pays up the money he took or get a free card straight to jail. They don’t call him a legal doberman for no reason, Jon’s roly poly ass is about to get tore up.