Out of E-Trade, times are hard and anyone even breathing the name Lindsay needs to watch out, or they’ll get slapped with a $100 million lawsuit. That’s what happened with E-Trade this week, after Lindsay’s pimps caught a glimpse of the business trade web-site’s commercial, where one of the babie’s is called Lindsay and she’s a “milkaholic”. That gave the red light to Lindsay’s people to believe they were talking about their crackaholic, or making reference to Lindsay. This is what Lindsay’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia, had to say to the NYP… SEE MORE INSIDE→
The Roberto Cavalli fashion show/party was crashed by a couple crack whores, that fashion designer Cavalli didn’t seem to mind. It was Lindsay and Courtney, and by the looks of things Roberto was on some thing too, cause this hopped up bitch dared to swap spit with Lindsay. He’s gonna be on a permanent high, for the next few months. As for who was the hottest mess, Courtney and that dried up zombie looks she’s going for, just shoved Linds out of the top spot. Anything goes in fashion, even a decomposing corpse with fancy clothes on…
It’s Lindsay in full crazy ass mode, looks like someone’s been whiffing up that Elmers glue again. It’s crackie’s personal pictures, with the many faces Lindsay pulls out of her ass, she’s sexy, crazy, skanky, scared, taking a shit, scared of looking in the mirror, cause it looks like her value sized Valtrex jar is empty.
This time there is proof of Lindsay making out with her new boyfriend or lay of the week, whatever she calls it, in Santa Monica Blvd. This one already met Lindsay’s pimp mom Dina Lohan. So shit must be getting serious, her peen of the day is called Aurelien Wiik, a hardly famous actor according to some french peoples who threw in their input, he is obviously hooking up with Linds to get into Hollywood. Not saying that because Lindsay’s to cracked up to make anyone feel any love, but this dude won’t shut up on MySpace and Twitter, about making it big in Hollywood. So he will apparently do anything to be famous in this case that anything is Lindsay, don’t forget the Valtrex on the way out.
The BBC documentary featuring Lindsay Lohan is pretty interesting, how will Lindsay make a change in India’s human trafficking. We don’t see how Lindsay would be of any help to India…. unless they wanted to become terrible actors.
There is so much shit going on with Lindsay that we can really think of about ten reason why she would be squirting, is it that she finally looked in the mirror and saw how busted up her lips really look. It could be over Casey Johnson’s death, Lindsay did tweet about Casey, wait there’s also that one new rumor about her bff the creepy lookin dude Pootie, the one that allegedly stole her sketches which she was planning to use to start a new fashion line, thanks Pootie for stopping that one from happening, we owe you one, shit might have made it to K-Mart right next to the Martha Stewart isle. What else, is it her gyno with her herpes results, forget it, someone gave her a dirty sanchez look she’s laughing a little, she’ll be ok…
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